It was this!
A pokey, solidified Fazoli's bread stick piece!
Of course! Why wouldn't I have one of those in my underwear drawer?! I have a lot of crazy shit in there, and (without giving away too many personal secrets) this totally fits right in with its contents!
Anyway, after my fit of pure joy subsided, I wondered how in the name of Samuel L. Jackson did this solidified wonder end up in my underwear drawer?
Sam as Jules ~"You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man, Vincent, where you got the shit hid at?"
Me ~ "Hey man, relax! It's in my underwear drawer!"
1. I was the victim/winner (depending on your perception of things) of a Fazoli's worker pantie raid.
2. The Hamburglar lost his job so he went and applied at Fazoli's for the Breadstickburglar position where he received all the bread sticks he could eat as he filled out his application and pocketed a few. While waiting to hear back from them, he continued on with his part time position with Victoria Secret as the Underwearburgler and payed a visit to my drawer. By the way, if you didn't already know, he is a horrible burglar cuz he always leaves evidence behind. That's why he can't hold a job for very long, PLUS his outfit is a dead giveaway.
Or 3. My kids had something to do with it. Even though that is probably the most logical and accurate answer, I still like to believe that I have an awesome selection of undies and options 1 and 2 are possible. A girl can dream!!