Number 2 Guy~ Hurry home! I need to make a Call of Duty. . . BAD!!
Me~ Oooooh Modern Warfare in the toilet! Don't forget to wipe!
Lil Miss~ (completely annoyed) YOU GUYS! It's CALLED I gotta take a POOP!!
Yep, World, this is my 2nd child who will be referred to as Number 2 Guy from this point on.
He's a little ADHD, very special in a naughtyish sort of way and quite possibly the world's greatest snuggler!