Lil Miss- I want bacon!
Number 2 Guy- Bacon is made from cheeseburgers. *bites his cheeseburger looking thoughtful*
Number 1 Guy- NO! It's made from a pig.
Lil Miss- Bacon comes from pigs?! *GASP!*
Number 2- Cheeseburgers are made from pigs. *takes another bite*
Number 1- Number 2. . . ur dumb.
Number 2- I'll show you what bacon is made from *gets off chair and moons Number 1*
Number 1- That would be where ham comes from.
Lil Miss- Bacon comes from your butt?
Number 1- NO, that's what ham comes from, I said!
Lil Miss- From Number 2's butt?!
Number 1- No, from a pig's butt. *looking annoyed*
Lil Miss- Oh. . . I just want bacon. I don't even want ham. You guys are dumb! *crosses arms and marches over to the bar counter to color*
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